Jugbert's Container
Meet Bintle of the Jug!

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It's Bintle of the jug!
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He's still there.
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You're not going to get a reaction out of him if that's what you want...
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I'm not sure what you're expecting. He's in a jug.
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He doesn't like it, but he's in there. Are you still here?
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Not much he could even do.
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That does beg the question, does he want out? He does look angry.
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He hasn't said anything, so other people have to speak for him, for now anyway.
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Okay, this is the end of the dialog now, so you can do something else. There aren't any more lines after this. 🙂
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Aha! You didn't fall for it! Lots of people did. A really embarassing number.
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Ring ring hello? It's the embodiment of Rizz on the line. How's it go?
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I'm the embodiment of Rizz, not Staying Power. I can't do this forever. Places to be, yall! Anyway, this is really the last one.
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...
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Feels like an insult to my honour that you're still here.
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Like you wouldn't believe me even if i was telling the truth.
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Well i will tell the truth, then. Just for you. My little truth enthusiast.
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He's angry now, but he actually likes the jug. It's the life for him. There's a sense of security about it, and he secretly loves the pity people give him for his current state.
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Okay, happy?
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This is the final one.
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Really.
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Final line of dialog, coming NOW!
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...do you not believe me?
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Lookie lookie, where is my bookie? I want to place a bet. A bet that you're going to stay much longer than you think you will.
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You wouldn't believe me, no matter what i say now.
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That's alright. It's all alright. You're not a problem.
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I want you to commit to something. Pick one stupid, random, inconsequential thing to do. Could be flipping a coin, could be checking the time. It needs to be easy.
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Got it? Do that every day. Choose to, not out of obligation, but as an exercise of your will.
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Twenty-eight lines of dialog. You're still here? I admire it, actually.
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Can't wait for the next Bintle Bomb-Shell of Lore, can you?
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Well that's fine. But you won't get it. The next line is the final one.
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This line is really the last one. There are really no other ones. You can click off now if you want. This is the last one.
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...maybe one more.
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🙂
- It's Bintle of the jug!
- He's still there.
- You're not going to get a reaction out of him if that's what you want...
- I'm not sure what you're expecting. He's in a jug.
- He doesn't like it, but he's in there. Are you still here?
- Not much he could even do.
- That does beg the question, does he want out? He does look angry.
- He hasn't said anything, so other people have to speak for him, for now anyway.
- Okay, this is the end of the dialog now, so you can do something else. There aren't any more lines after this. 🙂
- Aha! You didn't fall for it! Lots of people did. A really embarassing number.
- Ring ring hello? It's the embodiment of Rizz on the line. How's it go?
- I'm the embodiment of Rizz, not Staying Power. I can't do this forever. Places to be, yall! Anyway, this is really the last one.
- ...
- Feels like an insult to my honour that you're still here.
- Like you wouldn't believe me even if i was telling the truth.
- Well i will tell the truth, then. Just for you. My little truth enthusiast.
- He's angry now, but he actually likes the jug. It's the life for him. There's a sense of security about it, and he secretly loves the pity people give him for his current state.
- Okay, happy?
- This is the final one.
- Really.
- Final line of dialog, coming NOW!
- ...do you not believe me?
- Lookie lookie, where is my bookie? I want to place a bet. A bet that you're going to stay much longer than you think you will.
- You wouldn't believe me, no matter what i say now.
- That's alright. It's all alright. You're not a problem.
- I want you to commit to something. Pick one stupid, random, inconsequential thing to do. Could be flipping a coin, could be checking the time. It needs to be easy.
- Got it? Do that every day. Choose to, not out of obligation, but as an exercise of your will.
- Twenty-eight lines of dialog. You're still here? I admire it, actually.
- Can't wait for the next Bintle Bomb-Shell of Lore, can you?
- Well that's fine. But you won't get it. The next line is the final one.
- This line is really the last one. There are really no other ones. You can click off now if you want. This is the last one.
- ...maybe one more.
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